I don't have one particular thing to write about this afternoon, so I thought I would just share some tidbits with you. If you haven't picked up on it yet, I really love lists. I could make a list about all the reasons I love lists.
- It has been brought to my attention that I turn every thing into a competition. Husband said last night, "You turn everything into a competition. And that's not always a good thing." Hmmmm, sounds like something a loser would say. I kid, I kid. I just believe that every situation can be made better if there is a clear winner at the end. Much better if that winner is me.
- I also discovered this week that I might be receiving invites to things strictly for entertainment value. I do not know what to think of this. It seems as though Kathy has built quite a reputation for herself as a "story teller." Make sure to ask Kath to come, she'll keep you in stitches with her wild shennanigans. I just want to state that all of my stories are true...ish. No seriously, they are true.
- As I mentioned before, I am going on safari next week. Now that I have the perfect brown ensemble prepared, I've put these two things on the top of my list:
- Find another monkey who gets drunk. Record his antics so I can share them with the world. Try to bring him home with me.
- Witness a kill in the wild. Stop with your judging. I don't condone animal on animal violence. Then again, it is nature. What kind of person would I be if I hated nature? A bad one. If I'm going to fly across the globe, I want to see a fast animal chase down a slow one and kill it. Then I could make one of those inspirational posters about the gazelle and the lion from my very own photo. Except mine would read, "You should have been faster."
Happy weekend people.
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