I just bought a new purse. Didn't need it. Probably could go five more years without buying a new purse and be fine. Did it anyway. I'm a maverick.
But here is why it's okay and everyone should support my decision:
You might have heard, my life is completely inundated with sports. I watch sports, I work in sports, I talk sports. I listen to sports radio from 9 am until 5 pm Monday through Friday. I shop talk about Mel Kiper and Phil Steele. 85% of the people I follow on Twitter are sports people: athletes, SIDs, sports writers, sports bloggers, and analysts. I faithfully attended every sport Oklahoma State offers this year with the exception of tennis and cross country/track. It's an illness.
But my masculine traits don't stop there. I like to drink dark beer, cuss when necessary (it's usually necessary), and I'm pretty messy. I really do like watching Sportscenter, playing Fantasy Football, eating corn dogs, and listening to NWA and Too Short on Pandora. I'm a lot like a crass guy.
But here's the fun twist in the story... I love lots of girly stuff too. Shoes, purses, new clothes, and pink. However, I would never wear a pink jersey or sports shirt. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. If you team's colors are blue/orange/black that's what you should be wearing. Not pink. You aren't five years old. Suck it up. I own 85 articles of orange clothing. And it doesn't even look good on me, but I wear them with pride. Anyway, I like to think my love of high heels and purses balances out all my mainly qualities.
So today, with no sporting events in the near future, I bought an adorable new purse that I didn't need. It's number 27 in my standard rotation. I can hear your judgment...and frankly, I'm ignoring you
Lol!! Just the blog I needed today!! Thanks Katie!!
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